WHAT! Is Michelle Obama Pregnant

Are the rumors true, could it be that Michelle Obama is pregnant? I sure hope not. The last thing we need is something else distracting us from what is important. And besides, isn't she just a little too old to have another baby. May be she wants a boy, I don't know. I hope this is just a rumor. It is because of the way she looks in some of her outfits or does someone actually have some inside information that this is a possibility.

Barack is just sneaky enough to think of such a plan. Get America to love me more by bringing a baby into the White House. Everyone will go crazy over a baby. It is a very smart idea, if he thought of it.