Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Couple Trys To Sell Cave Home On Ebay

Sleeper Family Cave Home near St. Louis, Missouri
Unusual Real Estate
The Sleeper family built their cave home on three acres of land in Festus, Missouri, near St. Louis in 2004. Although still not completed, they have their cool pad up for sale on ebay. The couple built the three bedroom home inside the cave once used for mining after they saw it on the internet. I think this really qualifies for an eco friendly title. This cave probably keeps the family naturally cool in the summer, but I do not know what the temperatures are like in winter.
I question why they are trying to sell it so quickly it looks like they have not even completed the renovations. I don't know if this is because of financial reasons or because living in a cave sucks. I guess the next owners will find out quick. And the rest of us will find out if they too try to sell quickly.

Eleven Year Old Planned Murder of Dad's Pregnant Girlfriend

Eleven Year Old Jordan Brown
Police now say that they found a blanket that they believe Jordan Brown used to cover the weapon when he shot his dad's girlfriend in the head as she slept. Kenzie Houk was killed instantly and later found by her four year old daughter to notified some near by tree trimmers that she thought her mother was dead.
Brown then jumped on the school bus with Houk's 7 year old daughter. Police believe that the use of the blanket to cover the gun, shows premeditation. Brown had just received the gun as a Christmas gift from his father who wanted to train him to be a hunter. Who gets their kid a gun for Christmas, gee thanks!

16 Year Olds Run Prostitution Ring In Phoenix

Jazmine Finley and Tatianna Tye
Two sixteen year old girls were arrested for allegedly running a prostitution ring in Phoenix, Arizona. They were prostitutes themselves and figured, why not get some of our friends involved. They actually trained their friends, found dates for them and collected money. At one point they even had their own apartment that they ran the prostitution ring out of.
Who rented an apartment to two 16 year olds. There must have been some adults involved some how. I am sure the johns must have been adults. I hope someone tracks them down. Well at least they were caught and this prostitution ring was put to an end.

Monday, February 23, 2009

American Express Paying Customers $300 To Cancel Accounts

American Express Credit Card Company has announced that they have offered a limited number of customers $300 to pay off their balances and close their accounts. The company says that in reviewing credit histories of certain customers they think that it is a better move than waiting for the customers to go belly up.

In light of the high number of people defaulting on their credit cards and home mortgages, American Express is probably doing the right thing. At least they are giving their customers an incentive to pay off their credit card debt, instead of their usually tactics of charging them higher interest rates until they break them.

Real Man Steps Forward to Be Octuplets Dad

Denis Beaudoin donated sperm 3 times to Octuplet Mother of 14.
Nadya Suleman denies Denis Beaudoin is the father.

Denis Beaudoin claims that Nadya Suleman lied to him and said she had cervical cancer to trick him into donated sperm for her. He is now requesting that the DNA of all 14 children be tested to see if he is the father. He says he wants to help Nadya with her 14 kids even if he is not the father. What a guy. He says that the other 6 children ages 2 to 7 years old look like him.
Nadya Suleman on the other hand denies he is the father. (There is more wrong with this girl than we originally thought.) Here she has a stand up guy coming along to help her and she denies him. Either way, she is the only mother that they have and I hope she does not stop this guy from helpping her and her children out. They need a father of some sort.

Beaudoin is divorced and has two children from his prior marriage. He says that he dated Suleman for 3 years.

FOUND! British Couple Lost At Sea 40 Days

The couple, Stuart Armstrong and Andrea Davison, stared death in the face after the rudder of their boat became stuck after just six days into a journey from Africa to Antigua. After 16 days they lost power.

At first they did not worry because they had notified both the British and American authorities and they had plenty of rations, but as time passed and their power went out, they could no longer convert sea water to drinking water. Both British and American authorities refused to help because of their remote location.

They just kept drifting helplessly towards the Caribbean (that was lucky). They were finally rescued after 40 days a drift in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Monday, February 16, 2009

U.S. News Now Investigates the Baby Mama

It has come to the attention of U.S. News Now that the baby mama of the newly born octuplets, Nadya Suleman, may be slightly off her rocker. As if that were news. Not only has this woman purposely had 14 children and deprived them of having a father, but she seems to have an Angelina Jolie complex.

In spite of all her deficiencies we still need to make sure these children are well taken care of. Plenty of volunteers will be needed around the clock for many years to come. These children will soon be members of our society and we want them to be productive.

Let us not go so far as to reward her for her troubles. Nadya Suleman should not be given large sums of money or reality tv shows. That will not help her children.

Donate time, diapers, clothing and formula to this deranged mother of 14.

If the father of these 14 children has any integrity at all he would come forward now to claim them and help raise them. U.S. News Now staff fears that these kids will be pretty screwed up if they do not have a father figure in their lives.

Octuplets Have Been Named

Finally we have learned the names of the new octuplets. Their names are: Josiah, Noah, Isaiah, Jonah, Jeremiah, McCai, Maliah, and Nariah. The mother, Nadya Suleman, claims that they are all bible names, but the founder of babynames.com, Jennifer Moss claims that three of the names are not biblical.

McCai, Maliah and Nariah are not from the bible. Maliah sounds presidential to me if you know what I mean. Obviously she named that one after the presidents daughter. McCai, means son of Cai, whoever that is. May be the father. Of course we may never know who the father is, along with the poor 14 kids who will never know their father. Doesn't she know how important it is to have a father for your children.

This women is obviously deranged, so everyone should help her out with these kids, because they will soon become members of our society. Do not give her money or a reality TV show, not after what she has done to these kids.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Mother of Octuplets receive $165K in Disability Payments

As everyone has suspected she had to be on the dole some how. This single mother of now 14, has apparently no income and no father for her children. Needless to say she will need help with her healthy 8 new babies plus her other six children ages 2-7. Her parents are divorced and her father says that he will return to Iraq to work to support his daughter and her 14 kids. Her mother say that she will help as much as possible, which will probably be a lot since she lives with her in a small two bedroom house that she purchased for her daughter.

Nadya Suleman is currently working on getting reality tv show or some other financial deal. And I don't blame her. You know how many thousands of dollars it will cost just to diaper these babies.

She is getting a lot of negative press on the internet and rightly so, no one wants to encourage single women to have multiple babies just for financial again, which it appears she is doing. Although we do not know for sure.

Everyone is suspicious about how she convinced a doctor to put 8 embryos in her and who paid for the invitro fertilization? Not to mention the fact that she has no father for the kids. I guess she does not know how that hurts kids.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

WHAT! Is Michelle Obama Pregnant

Are the rumors true, could it be that Michelle Obama is pregnant? I sure hope not. The last thing we need is something else distracting us from what is important. And besides, isn't she just a little too old to have another baby. May be she wants a boy, I don't know. I hope this is just a rumor. It is because of the way she looks in some of her outfits or does someone actually have some inside information that this is a possibility.

Barack is just sneaky enough to think of such a plan. Get America to love me more by bringing a baby into the White House. Everyone will go crazy over a baby. It is a very smart idea, if he thought of it.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Single Mother of Octuplets plus Six Looks for Money

California single mother of 14 is trying to find a movie, reality tv show or book deal. She has hired an agent to represent her and claims that her first interview will cost the network $2,000,000. I guess no one told her that Oprah does not pay for such interviews. She also does not realize that being on Oprah would bring her a lot of publicity and eventually money, gifts, reality tv deals, etc.

The single mother lives in a home that was purchased by her parents and has only two bedrooms. When hard times hit her parents they moved in with her. Her father claims that he will move back to Iraq so that he can get a job and make enough to help out his daughter. He probably just wants to get out of town and away from 14 children under 7 years old.

And where is the biological father in all of this. It is rumored that he is just a donor. The same donor for all 14 kids. Either way, everyone in the medical community is wondering how a single woman was implanted with eight embryos. Not to mention the fact that she has no job and no father for the kids.

Her mother, the grandmother of the 14 kids says that her daughter just really loves kids. Well, I guess so! Another eight kids for our welfare system!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Famous Groundhog Sees His Shadow

It is official, the famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, has seen his shadow this morning in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. It is also my father's birthday. It is easy to remember his birthday because he reminds me of a groundhog. Phil's sighting means that we will officially have six more weeks of winter. Of course, we would have six more weeks anyway, but I guess the weather will continue. We cannot expect the spring weather for six more weeks.

More than 13,000 people came out this morning to watch Phil make his annual prediction.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Keep Gas Prices Low

I think we have shown the big oil companies that we mean business, no more high oil prices. However, in recent weeks the oil prices have started sneeking up again slowly. We need to keep up our resolve, keep driving less, keep using alternative transportation and keep riding our bikes. It is good for our health also.

Of course we need to keep working on alternative fuel sources. A hydrogen powered car sounds great to me, but I am not a scientist. It does not look like corn based ethanol will be the answer, it is very costly. Let's focus on something new. Now the corn industry is driving the price up because they are being subsidized by our government. It is old technology already and we are not going to use it. Stop the ethanol craze now.